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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981) FOUR TOP HATS
I don’t know why I have never seen this before… is it the poster there?? I mean, that’s not very appealing to me. Neither is this one: BUT!! I say BUT!! This was pretty good! I can’t believe I have...
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WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK (1989) TWO TOP HATS
Let me start off by saying that Netflix “found” this for me under the name “Welcome to Spring Break” but the common name for this out there seems to be “Nightmare Beach”. OK, let’s just go ahead and...
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LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 6: DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984) FOUR...
To The Good and Nostalgic Reader: you already KNOW I had that shirt when I was a kid. I remember it so well – I remember my dad got it for me and I asked him what it meant and he said something like...
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LET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE – IN # 7: NAKED MASSACRE (1976) TWO PINTOS
I kind of struggled with how to go about this particular write up since I liked the previous efforts in this Drive – In series and had fun thinking up 70s memorabilia, but I didn’t care too much for...
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RITES OF SPRING (2011) FOUR TOP HATS
I was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllly excited when I fist read about this over at Head in a Vice. Not only did this thing have a WICKED-ASS movie poster but this also showcases some more talent from...
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BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been looking for forever. I mean this. I LOVED this. I wish I had been a part of this. If any of the people that took part in this should...
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ANYONE OUT THERE WANNA HELP ME WRITE A MOVIE????
So here’s the thing. A few years ago my friend “Lem” and his pal got a wild hair and started writing a screenplay for their idea, a western that has finally found an agent and is preparing to go to...
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LOOP (2012) THREE TOP HATS
HMMM… HUH…. HMMM…. well…. HMMM… I can’t find ANYTHING to add to this post about this movie. I can’t even find images of the actors to put captions to. This doesn’t even seem to have a website. This...
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THE SLEEPER (2012) FIVE TOP HATS
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would not present myself to you today and report back that this is a perfect movie – five top hat style. I stand before you this morning to tell you this: I FUCKING LOVED THIS....
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THE HIKE (2012) THREE TOP HATS
You know, The Good and Beloved and Most Appreciated Readers – this movie started off really good – I mean – pretty fucking excellent… but after the opening credits rolled it got a little boring… and...
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GIALLORAMA! THE SISTER OF URSULA (1978) THREE TOP HATS
Let’s just go ahead and get this out of the way – this post is Rated R for Nudity and Imagery. Clear on out now if you’re not accompanied by parent. I have been struggling to figure out how I could...
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
YAY HALLOWEEN!!! I know our little community of horror bloggers likes horror movies and like the exciting possibility of seeing something that might give us a rise in our blood pressure. I know those...
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NIGHTMARES (1980) THREE TOP HATS
(please note: this was written the other night and not this morning…) I had never even heard of this slasher until today – have you?? This started off really excellent – like – all kinds of fun and...
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BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH (2008) THREE SPONGES
Late last year I did some writing about a not so good movie called BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE and ever since then NetFlix has been recommending this and I have been passing it off as something stupid that I...
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SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) FOUR SANTA HATS
Here’s part 2 of our big double feature for the day!! Enjoy!! AHHHHHHHH – Silent Night, Deadly Night…. one of my childhood favorites!! Do you know that I actually saw this at a Drive – In?? No lie!!...
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THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (2004) THREE TOP HATS
Well, HMMM. I’ve said before that I don’t care if a movie is a remake or a sequel or whatever – I’ll watch it and hope for the best and sometimes we get something good. I never understand why movies...
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THE 2ND ANNUAL: NEW YEAR’S EVIL (1980) TWO TOP HATS
This is year two for this post and this one is kind of special to me.This movie is not very good but this was the first post of mine to ever get tweeted and facebooked and be – I don’t know – it kind...
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CAMP SLAUGHTER (2005) ONE TOP HAT
Let’s go out on a limb and say that the concept behind this is, to me, a good idea: there’s a summer camp out there where everyone gets brutally slaughtered one night and then repeats itself over and...
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PROM NIGHT (1980) THREE TOP HATS
This was actually my very first viewing of this Canadian slasher and I can’t really come out and say that I loved it. I think – think – that I might have liked this better if: I had seen this when I...
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HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES
I don’t know if anyone else has seen this, and I don’t know if anyone’s going to believe me, but this movie was ALL KINDS OF FUN!! Probably, if anyone else has had the pleasure of seeing this at some...
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